Wednesday, 5 November 2014

Joke Of The Day

Hello Lovelies! I read this joke this afternoon and I literally nearly fell on the floor laughing. It really tickled me, so I just had to share it with you all. Enjoy! x
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A guy goes into a bar. He's sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when he hears, "You look great!" He looks around - there's nobody near him. He hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific."
The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears, "Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely glowing!" He then realizes that the voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the bar.
"Hey," the guy calls to the bartender, "What's with the nuts?"
"Oh," the bartender answers, "They're complimentary." 

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2 comments:

  1. Groan! I love how many jokes there are about people in pubs - do you think it is because people TELL jokes in pubs and so they stick to familiar surroundings when making the jokes up??

    Owl Girl | A London lifestyle blog

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    1. I don't know but this particular one really made me chuckle! x

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